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Canadian spruce Jumping Jacques discovers and attempts to approach Parisian pine Dancing Denise on the Champs Elysees in Paris. Denise rebuffs his advances but eventually relents..
Lyrics
Denise
Your bark is rough; your French is bad;
You act so tough; you're not enough.
To go with you i would be mad.
How dare you approach me!
Jacques
My bark is rough,but I am true;
I'm kind enough, and I admire you.
I'm admired by everyone!
Why can't I approach you?
Denise
My bark is smooth; I am refined;
You are uncouth. You're not my kind.
I have to be losing my mind.
How dare you approach me!
Jacques
Hark, hear me out, I've feelings, too
There are many trees about,
But I'm inclined towards you.
Please let me approach you.
Denise
I must be losing my mind. How dare you approach me!
Jacques
I'm admired by everyone. Why can't I approach you?
Denise
How dare you approach me; dare you approach me.
